My Brother:'How did you survive that fall?'
Gaston:'Well, I did a beautiful swan dive, swam home, gave myself a pep talk, brought some new boots, and now my confidence is back to where it should be'
@19 hours ago with 1354 notes
melodramatic-geldings:

leath—hedger:

Photo from equifit
@1 day ago with 585 notes

Mars Power, Make Up! | 1992 // 2014

(Source: sailorramen, via expelliarmus)

@4 days ago with 3618 notes
georgetakei:

Getting to the groot of the issue. (Another generation test…)

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georgetakei:

Getting to the groot of the issue. (Another generation test…)

Source: OhMyy Community Page

@6 days ago with 672 notes

When all of my friends are getting engaged/married/having kids

whatshouldwecallme:

And the state of my life is just like:

@1 week ago with 2220 notes

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

How I’m going to propose   (via eduhwud)

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@1 day ago with 161715 notes

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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@3 days ago with 119518 notes

Wearing make up in the summer

whatshouldwecallme:

image

@5 days ago with 7374 notes

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Come and Get Your Love - Redbone

@6 days ago with 1138 note and 7244 play

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina, via corduroy-phdr)

@1 week ago with 226970 notes