monkeysaysficus:

This is rude

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@2 days ago with 321091 notes

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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@5 days ago with 192901 notes

From the Archives: TSK: Cranquis and the Cat Lady

Cranquis:So why did your pet cat bite and scratch your leg?
Cat-Lady Patient:Well, Mr. Tiddles wanted to be outside, so I put him on his leash, and...
Cranquis:You put your cat on a leash?
C.L.P:Oh yes! Otherwise he would run away!
Cranquis:Um... never mind.
C.L.P:So then Mr. Tiddles saw another kitty going through the yard, and he got upset, and when I pulled his leash to take him inside to calm down, he just JUMPED on my leg and started biting it!
Cranquis:Shocking. So, has the cat ever bitten you before?
C.L.P:Only once before. He's a gentle kitty, he would never attack me unless I did something to deserve it.
Cranquis:So, dare I ask, what happened the previous time when the cat attacked you?
C.L.P:Well, I had wanted to take Mr. Tiddles for a walk, so I was trying to put a leash on him...
@1 week ago with 75 notes

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

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@1 week ago with 159595 notes

I live a wild life

It’s Saturday night and I’m writing up a detailed Health History of an older adult

@3 days ago
#YOLO #Nursing Student #Nursing School Problems #Nursing 

When my parents visit me and take me out to a really nice dinner

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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@1 week ago with 395 notes

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

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@1 week ago with 153313 notes
"Your nicker rests beside my heart. Our souls entwine within. Hark old horse! The years reveal our fate. If we should part before we wish. Please meet me at the gate." Run free my love…remember, meet me at the gate! 

"Your nicker rests beside my heart. Our souls entwine within. Hark old horse! The years reveal our fate. If we should part before we wish. Please meet me at the gate." Run free my love…remember, meet me at the gate! 

@1 week ago with 3 notes
#love #pets #horses #rainbowbridge #riding 
becausebirds:

owlsday:

Saw Whet Owl

more like SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!? Owl

becausebirds:

owlsday:

Saw Whet Owl

more like SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!? Owl

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@1 week ago with 1259 notes